There is an issue of utmost importance. Law 34 states that offenders of this law must be slapped with a rubber chicken. Unfortunately, Kenny has no rubber chicken at this time and must rent a used one. Buying stuff at this store will help Kenny buy himself a brand new rubber bird-like egg-laying-unit. If you are interested in purchasing an item, e-mail Kenny here.

This is no ordinary Altoid® tin! Hand-beaten by Kenny and his esteemed associates, the inside is signed by Kenny himself! Also, a unique inscription may be found within. Item #000001 Highest Bid: $1.50 In Stock: 3